Violent Little "Literally" White Girl Hard Seltzer Morale Patch

The morale patch is "Literally" flavored, which in our opinion is way better than the "can't even" and the "he's such a prick" flavors. Where did all these hard seltzers come from, anyway? They certainly do the trick, so no wonder they have taken America by storm. You're next Canada. Pick up a case of vaguely flavored alcoholic water in a can.

• 1.5" x 4" Inches, PVC
• Hook Velcro Backed w/ Loop
• There still may be laws...